Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Quote of the Day (May 10, 2011)

“I’m astounded that the prospect of a Paco presidency hasn’t yet made a ripple...”
Paco, at Paco Enterprises:
“I figure weekly trips to one of the better tonsorial establishments will give me an edge over Romney in the ‘important hair’ department, and I can out-drawl Mike Huckabee. Tim Pawlenty comes across as kind of a human tranquilizer, which will never happen with me, since I plan to do conjuring tricks during debates, and I have a photo – I’ve been assured it’s genuine – of Sarah Palin shooting grizzly bears with a .50 caliber machine gun mounted on the back of a Dodge Ram truck. That ought to draw the crunchy-con vote.”
- JP

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