Some Helpful Halloween Suggestions

Kids, you're not going to scare anyone tonight by knocking on the door and saying, "Trick or treat." Been there, heard that, ate the leftover candy. Instead, try a different approach. Ring the bell and say, "Hello, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." Ronald Reagan used to say that strung together in such a fashion, those are the ten scariest words in the English language.

And speaking of English, here's the word on Halloween masks from across the pond:

Over in America, no wonder the PC brigade seek to ban masks. After the liberals pushed the Sarah Palin mask last year, we now see Obama masks as most popular.

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Now, I was looking for Nancy Pelosi masks, but could not find any. Perhaps she is scary enough!

Scary is as scary does...

And speaking of scary, do we ever have a tricky treat for you! Coming up after the sun goes down is the most Teh Awesome YouTube evah embedded on this blog. We don't want to spoil the spookiness, so we'll just tease it by saying it involves our friend and colleague Ian Ransom, the most frighful witch of them all... and some sort'a human body parts. Prepare to be freaked out of your scarin' mind!

- JP