Warning: A bizarre House race in upstate New York could end up giving a big national boost to Sarah Palin and the far right, and endangering health care reform in the House.Given the origin of the e-mail, we have to consult the Moonbat-to-Plain-English Dictionary...
Here’s how: In a three-way race, Doug Hoffman, a right-wing third party candidate, has gotten Sarah Palin’s endorsement and become a cause célèbre for the far-right fringe. They think the Republican nominee is too liberal because she’s pro-choice and supports gay marriage…
If Hoffman wins, teabaggers and hate groups will have their own representative in Congress.
"right-wing": anyone more conservative than Arlen Specter
"far-right fringe": anyone more conservative than Olympia Snowe
"pro-choice": supporting death by mutilation of tiny, innocent and helpless infants
"hate groups": any organization more conservative than the DNC
Update: Read Stacy McCain's take at The American Spectator:
"Panicky liberals -- the kind of free publicity money can't buy..."- JP
A win for Hoffman would definitely cement Sarah Palin as a political power broker on a national scale. This is the kooks worst nightmare. If Sarah become viable in the eyes of pundits, it makes a 2012 that much more real and legit in their eyes.
ReplyDeleteWhen Palin wrote the op/ed on cap and trade, MoveOn.org sent out a frantic email asking its supposedly 8 million supporters to donate money to run ads attacking her. They must not have raised much, they put out an ad that looked like a rank amature had put it together in 5 minutes, and aired it on MSNBC and some other cable stations in the early morning hours for a few days. All it ended up doing is making themselves look pathetic.
ReplyDeletePalin Effect!
ReplyDeleteThey'll live to regret that phrase!
And I'll live to enjoy the hell out of it.
Good post! Thanks for the dictionary! :)
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