Ann Coulter Pwns Kathleen Parker

Ann Coulter has turned her attention to Kathleen Parker, as lopsided a match as you're likely to see. Ina battle of wits between the two, Parker is bringing a butter knife to a gunfight.

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The latest fake insider/whistleblower is Kathleen Parker, the Barry Lynn of the South. Fresh off her mainstream media tour as a Sarah Palin-hating "conservative," Parker is now a self-proclaimed Southerner blaming opposition to Obama's policies on the region's reputed racism.

Uncannily, this claim struck a chord with Northern liberals!

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Kathleen Parker has leapt into the fray to explain that the opposition to Obama's agenda is pure Southern racism. And she's from the South, so it must be true!

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How one gets from "we don't want socialized medicine" to "we hate black people" was a tough equation. As my algebra teacher used to say: "Please show your work."

Parker's explanation: "Sarah Palin may not have realized what she was doing, but Southerners weaned on Harper Lee heard the dog whistle." And on "Hardball," she said: "You don't position a white woman and a black male and pretend like there's nothing happening there. There's a deep history. That's why I mentioned Harper Lee in there."

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Called upon to draw a straight line between Sarah Palin and racism, I guess this is as good a try as any.

That's not only going to leave a mark, but as the doctor says, Parker "may feel some discomfort."

- JP