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The following items we filed under "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over?"

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MoveOver.WTF?

Sarah Palin is moving to The Hamptons uh... Montana er... Rhode Island:

It's only a rumor and it may be too strange to be true, but the Anchorage Daily News reported Saturday in its Alaska Ear column that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is rumored to be moving to Rhode Island.

Gotta love the quote from RI's GOP chairman:

"Anyone who wants to move to Rhode Island, we would have to question their sanity."

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Meet The New Sarah Palin?

Dan Riehl reports:

AOL and The Daily Beast team up to capture the Web-stupid media award for the day. Forget that Ayotte is a stimulus loving squish from New England who hired the right people to make her into a Susan Collins clone, as if she isn't one already. If Palin is so incredibly unpopular, why do they slip her name into every headline they can?

AOL and The Daily Beast? Now there's two unimpeachable sources for ya....

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Czarina Sarah?

Jeffrey Jena at Big Hollywood quips:

According to PolitiFact.com the Obama administration has thus far appointed twenty-eight czars!

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What this country really needs is a Czar Czar — one uber-Czar to keep all the minor Czars from getting out of line. A person who is feared for their hard line principles. A person with a proven record of successfully eliminating government waste and creating economic success. At the same time the Czar Czar should be someone who can understand and relate to the common man and woman.

Yes, I think Sarah Palin would be an excellent Czar Czar. Hopefully, she will be considered for the job in 2012.

Hey, that works for us. After all, liberals are so gullible they already believe Sarah said that she could see the Winter Palace from her house.

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Lenin would have loved Levi

From David Horowitz's NewsReal blog:

Monday night’s Red Eye gave us some insight into the ultra-worthless life of media tool Levi Johnston, father of Sarah Palin’s grandson.

Tucker Carlson, guesting on the show, scoffed:

"He is not just a pot head; he is doing a bong hit between every sentence. He has no idea where he is, I feel sorry for him, I do. When he wakes up out of his stupor and realizes how he is being used, he is going to feel bad about it."

When anyone asked Lenin to explain what he meant by "useful idiot" he could have simply trotted out Levi Johnston.

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Cash for Codgers alert!

From The MCJ, we see a sign that Sarah Palin may be a prophetess. After she warned about death panels in the ObamaCare legislation, the president held a conference call with the rabbis today in which he injected the health care reform syringe with religious meaning -- the same thing that leftists slammed George W. Bush for. But that liberal hypocrisy isn't even the scariest part:

"We are God’s partners in matters of life and death," Obama said... (paging Sarah Palin…), quoting from the Rosh Hashanah prayer that says that in the holiday period, it is decided "who shall live and who shall die."

Are you sufficiently creeped out by the Left's culture of death yet? We are.

- JP