Glassing the beast known as HR 3200

For those who have never heard of “Glassing”, it is a stalking hunting tactic in which you stand downwind (hopefully without the wind changing direction) on a slight slope or in a tree stand and have a decent pair of binoculars or a spotting scope and scan the range for animals in which you are hunting. It is a very normal practice for hunting anywhere in the world, and with patience for the possibility of many hours spent waiting, you will spot the animal in which you are hunting for.

Sarah Palin has been doing just that, standing quietly downwind, and glassing the bill/animal. Many thought she would be stagnant and sit on her laurels, just passing the time away hunting and fishing. It is too bad they didn’t see this coming, as most animals are unaware they are being hunted. This includes the New York Times, Miami Herald and the rest of the government-controlled print media. The same applies to their electronic cousins, the alphabet soup of the legacy media, from which CNN and MSNBC seem to be squawking the loudest from deep inside the pockets of the Obama Administration -- especially Zeke Emanuel.

Dr. Emanuel knows the beast he created was trapped, fair and square. Like all animals, it struggles to free itself from the inevitable, at the hands of a superior predator. It can howl, scream, and try to rationalize its way out of its own demise, but the doctor's words are on the record and have been made public in Sarah Palin’s Facebook expose. We know that most of you have been reading it and have seen the evidence presented in the footnotes. Dr. Emanuel's creation was caught red handed in a trap of his own construction. His end-of-life provision, which we were told was not a part of the beast, was, as Sarah Palin pointed out, dropped from the measure.

Though this was only the first shot fired by the huntress, it is not the silver bullet which will end the monster's life. Sarah Palin, her shot partially obstructed by the ground cover, has only wounded the beast, and now it is frightened and on the run. The huntress will have to track the animal, following the trail of blood spots, a bent shrub or tree limb, until she circles it in. This is usually when the creature is most aware or its surroundings and becomes even more aggressive. The beast is in the fight of its life. Good thing the huntress was taught well by her father and doesn’t believe in wanton waste or letting the animal suffer needlessly.

She will take it out with a killing shot. We hope you will join her hunting party and help her finish off this werewolf of a bill and send it on to the taxidermist. Sarah will appreciate your help and has ammunition to spare.

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