Thursday, August 13, 2009

Been there, done that? We don't think so...

To those Sarah Palin critics who claim that the former governor "whines" about her treatment by the media and the PDS-unhinged Left and doesn't have sufficiently thick skin, get back to us when you have had souless dung beetles do all of the following to you:

- claim that your youngest child isn’t your own.
- accuse your husband of fathering that child with your daughter.
- claim you cut funding for unwed mothers when you increased it by 354%.
- joke about your 14 year old getting raped by a MLB baseball player.
- claim two of your daughters were named after witches.
- photoshop your head onto a photo of a woman in a bikini.
- claim your oldest son was forced to join the Army or go to jail.
- mock your faith, your religion, your denomination.
- deny your executive experience (which is more than Obama or Biden).
- hack into your e-mail account and post personal details on the internet.
- claim you supported Buchanan when you really worked for Steve Forbes.
- sell and wear t-shirts which call you a c__t.
- claim you had a meth lab in your home.
- claim you were under investigation by federal authorities.
- claim you banned books from a library and even burned them.
- torch your church while people are inside the building.
- claim that you made porn movies.
- claim you believe in "abstinence only" education.
- claim you believe humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth together.
- claim you're anti-semitic even after you had an Israeli flag in your office.
- accuse you of shooting wolves from helicopters.
- claim you're a racist even though you married a native American.
- claim you said that you could see Russia from your house.
- photoshop a devil's head and even worse onto a photo of your Down baby.
- claim you were a member of an anti-American third party which you never joined.
- call you a psycopath.
- claim that you are anti-Mormon.
- claim you tried to force schools to teach creationism.
- claim that you called Obama "Sambo."
- claim you hate gays when you vetoed a bill which would have denied them benefits.
- called your eldest son, serving honorably in Iraq, a "drug addict."
- claim you tried to charge rape victims personally for rape kits.
- file numerous phony ethics violations against you.
- file a claim to tie up your legal defense fund.
- run your personal legal bill up to over a half million dollars.
- flood your office with non-stop FOI requests which cost time and money.
- claim you hate polar bears and other fuzzy lovable animals.
- claim you cut special ed funding when you raised it by 175%.
- claim that you had an affair.
- claim that you want a divorce.

All of the claims are false, of course. Not a one of them has been proven true. Still think you could walk a mile in Sarah Palin's shoes? Fine, and you also think your name is Napoleon Bonaparte, n'est ce pas?

- JP

2 comments:

  1. She did not whine. She fought back and told
    the media off politely. She was annoyed primarily about the lies regarding her family. Whining is complaining
    in a tiresome or childish way. She has not done that.

    It is not "statesman like" or "classy" to go on and on about it (she has not done so). The appropriate way to handle it (other than when it concerns her children..then she should blast the media)is with a laugh and a chuckle....like....
    "oh, the media is at it again..ha, ha...let me
    set the record straight once again"...and correct
    the issue.

    She is handling this thus far expertly. Some of the bloggers are the ones whining.

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  2. Um...can I just say that this is amazing? Seriously, you want proof of God's Will? Of God's Grace? Of the presence of God in this world or in any one person's life? Please, re-read this list and tell me you don't see God present in this woman's life! You can't...there is no way she lives through this and ends up being the ONLY leader in not only the Republican party, but now any opposition to Obama. Because that is exactly where she stands at this day.

    Thank you Josh for compiling this list...it's overwhelming to read, but still amazing and needed.

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