The S1P1 Virus, a.k.a. PDS and "Alaska Swine Flew"

Our friend and colleague Thomas Lamb reports on the S1P1 Virus, also know as Palin Derangement Syndrome (PDS), a nasty strain which infects those with unhealthy Palin obsessions. The dread disease incubated in Alaska and spread to the lower 48, carried by nutroots bloggers and media elites. Tom begins by describing the symptoms of S1P1:

"There is a 'Euphoric cadence' (it has a catchy sound to it) in speech patterns when it comes to talking about Sarah Palin’s son Trig, her family or the father to Palin’s grandsons, Levi Johnston."

"Thus the PDS patient has repeated illusions of Trig not being Sarah Palin’s child, but someone else’s child, Sarah and Todd are getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Palin is having a nervous breakdown or Levi has the 'goods' on Palin."

"Some homeopathic types, have suggested cures for PDS that consist of constructing hats out of tin foil and wearing them, but to no avail, that hasn’t worked."

"What is interesting about the virus is how contagious the S1P1 virus is and how the S1P1 virus started here in Alaska and is thought to have infected one of Alaska’s 'left coast' bloggers and then have been transmitted to other left-wing bloggers in Alaska."

"The virus is so virulent, that it eventually infected the cable T.V. networks and their shows like the Rachael Maddow Show and Keith Olbermann’s Countdown (to irrelevance) that airs on MSNBC."

Tom explains how the debilitating effects of S1P1 have impacted the the governor's race in the 49th State in his full op-ed at RedCounty.com. Since PDS appears to only infect such porkers as Palin-hatin' Democrats and Vichy Republicans, we here at TX4P have coined a third alias for S1P1: "Alaska Swine Flew" ( "Flew" -- not "Flu" -- because the symptoms of this terrible affliction will only disappear when pigs learn how to fly). 

Highly recommended reading!

More S1P1 derangement disgnosed here and (Gasp!) here.

- JP