Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Words for today

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Today's words, boys and girls, are "scumbag" and "scumbaggery."

The Urban Dictionary provides a number of definitions. This one seems to be the best fit:
scumbag
1. One who steals from others, even close friends
2. One who rats out others, even close friends, for small personal gain
3. One who cheats, bribes, lies, and steals for personal gain
Stacy McCain demonstrates proper usage of "scumbag":
"The scumbag has an agent. The scumbag has a lawyer. The scumbag does a Vanity Fair photo shoot and appears on network news programs. People say they've seen him wheeling around in a brand new $30,000 truck. And other people say the scumbag hasn't bought a single diaper for his own baby son."
The Telegraph's Lucy Jones shows us how to use "scumbaggery" in a headline:
"Levi Johnston plumbs new depths of scumbaggery with Vanity Fair article on Sarah Palin"
Your homework assignment is to plug the name Rex Butler into a search engine and learn how a scumbag Stalinist lawyer manipulates a scumbag useful idiot. Pop quiz tomorrow. Have a good day!

Update: Politico's Ben Smith links to a Larry King transcript proving Levi's Vanity Fair statements contradict what he was saying about the Palins in April.

Allah:
"Surprise: Even MSNBC thinks Levi Johnston’s a lying scumbag"
Aaron Goldstein:
"I guess you can't blame Vanity Fair for knowing its audience of middle-aged, middle to upper class, urban dwelling white liberals who hate Sarah Palin and will believe anything they are told about her."
Jamie Jeffords:
"Johnston... seduced Bristol Palin, knocked her up, and then abandoned both her and their son. Now he is trolling around Alaska in a $ 30, 000 pick up truck bought with money news outlets for which he trashed the grandmother of his child. None of that money has gone to support his child."
Politik Ditto:
"Now Levi Johnston becomes another tool for the Left to use, exploit and spit out when they're done with him. In other words he's another Meghan McCain."
Dan Riehl:
"Sarah wanted us to get married, Sarah wanted to adopt the baby! Oh wait, Rex, what do I tell them next?"
Mayor Jeff Graham:
"Wait a minute....the same media wags who joke about Sarah Palin hunting game from a helicopter, now report she cannot operate a gun."
Finally, Gawker confirms that Ricky Hollyweird will strip down for the gay guys who read Playgirl. You stay classy, Levi!

- JP

4 comments:

  1. Take a look at this CNN story:

    Looking for a leader, Tea Partiers issue invite to Palin

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/09/02/looking-for-a-leader-tea-partiers-issue-invite-to-palin/

    At tea party protests, Palin's is the name heard most often amongst participants. In El Paso, Texas Wednesday, the crowd chanted "Sar-rah, Sar-rah." One hot item: "Draft Sarah Palin 2012″ t-shirts.

    (my note: at the townhall with Howard Dean in VA last week the crowd there chanted "Sarah Sarah Sarah" in response to chants by the pro-0bama crowd.

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  2. I usually don't agree with him as of late, but Buchanan has a point about Todd taking out this "scumbag" to a lake and testing how long he can maintain his stamina with his head underwater!!!

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  3. Josh:

    Have really enjoyed your blogs since last spring when you wrote frequently about Governor Palin for RedState.com. I come to "Texas for Sarah Palin" nearly every day although I have never commented previously.

    About the time you posted this thread today, I blogged a comment on the rapidly-growing Levi Johnston thread at "Conservatives4Palin."

    Just thought I would post the comment here as well, since it coincidentally ties in to your topic of "scumbaggery":

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    "We used to have a saying on the farm: 'If you wallow in hog sh**t long enough, then you will start smelling like hog sh**t all the time.'

    "Rex Butler and his cohort, Tank Jones, are the real scumbags as they continue to prod and pull Levi away from any semblance of a 'moral compass' he might have had at one time.

    "At first, I envisioned Rex Butler as a handsome, somewhat erudite version of a Johnnie Cochran-type attorney........ until I saw him. Then, after reading about Butler/Tank and hearing their comments on videotape, I quickly concluded that the two are simply scumbags. They remind me of a former tag-team wrestling duo with bad knees who got way overweight and can't maneuver anymore. They have no class whatsoever.

    "Levi says in one of the interviews that he would like to change the misconception that his family is 'white trash.' Well, son, you hooked up with the wrong partners for that. They are pulling you further into the hog trough.

    "BTW, I wonder who (and for how much) is paying Butler/Tank under the table to keep up this charade? Same with comedienne Kathy Griffen -- Who in the Liberal Left paid her to flaunt Levi on her arm at the recent teen-age TV awards show?"

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  4. Sadly, MSNBC is one of the tanks that feed the scumbag.

    Nuff said.

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