Moonbat Obsessions

Charles Johnson, of LGF infamy, is moonbat-manure insane. He is as obsessed with Stacy McCain as Andrew Sullivan is with Trig Palin, which leads us to wonder if CJ gets his dope from the same dealer where Sully scores his stash. Must be some wicked weed, that -- the stuff from which psychotic reactions arise:

"Hypomania, with persecutory delusions, auditory hallucinations, withdrawal, and thought disorder, was observed in four Jamaican subjects who had increased their use of marijuana."

Persecutory delusions might make a blogger come to think other bloggers are out to "get" him, and cause him to banish them forever from his site.

Thought disorder might lead one to believe that Sarah Palin's book was ghostwritten, yet recoil in anger at the mere suggestion that Bill Ayers could have penned a Barack Obama memoir.

Auditory hallucinations would be the voices in CJ's head which seem to have persuaded him that the same conservatives who admire Justice Clarence Thomas, Professor Thomas Sowell and former Congressman J.C. Watts are somehow racists. 

Hey, don't snicker. Those same voices convinced Sully, a devout homosexualist, to become an armchair gynecologist. Now that's power! To be a paranoid moonbat conspiracy theorist, you don' need no steenking evidence, mon. All you need to do, dude, is hit some thermonuclear reefer, let your mind float and listen to the voices. The voices will explain everything. The voices will tell you what to do. The voices... The voices... The voices...

- JP