Sarah Palin's one-liners on Leno's show

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Sarah Palin, during the taping for the new "Tonight Show" on NBC, had almost as many one-liners as host Jay Leno dropped in his monologue:

Palin says the White House health care plan reminds her of acrobatic flips done on a snowboard. And she jokes that it's so cold in Alaska it's "5 degrees below Congress' approval rating."

And she poked fun at herself too.

Palin told Leno's audience she planned to speak at a gun-rights convention and warned them, "Be there or else."

The 2008 GOP vioe presidential nominee also joked that she's going to play Tina Fey in an upcoming Las Vegas show.

-JP