Are we ever relieved THIS is settled! [/sarc]

You can't believe anything the Palin-hatin' zeta gals and beta guys who write gossip columns say about Sarah. The way one such website told it, the governor was on the phone with Jon Gosselin (whoever the heck he is) three times a week counseling the fellow and trying to bring him to Jesus.

Palin's spokesperson, Meghan Stapleton, however, says no way:

"For many months now, false and misleading stories and entire fabrications about the Governor's record and the Palin family have made it into mainstream publications," she tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. 

"There have been many falsehoods and distortions regarding a range of topics, from the status of Alaska's natural gas pipeline and the Governor's restructuring of the state's oil taxes to sick and disgusting personal insinuations about Trig's identity, alleged fake sex videos, doctored photos, and even contrived stories about conversations with members of the Gosselin family," she continues. "It is all so very unfortunate. We can do better. We can and should focus on real issues, not fabricated issues."

What next will the snarky rattlers tattlers say about Gov. Palin? An abduction by UFO? She's really the offspring of Liz Taylor and Elvis? I don't know what they're smoking out there in Hollyweird, but we now have ample evidence that it destroys brain cells.

- JP