Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Sarah Palin: 'We’ll get started on that tall fence tomorrow'

*
Sarahcuda announced on Facebook late Monday night (Alaska Time) that the Palin family has a new neighbor:
Just When Ya Think It Can’t Get Any More “Interesting”... Welcome, Neighbor!

Spring has sprung in Alaska, and with this beautiful season comes the news today that the Palins have a new neighbor! Welcome, Joe McGinniss!

Yes, that Joe McGinniss. Here he is – about 15 feet away on the neighbor’s rented deck overlooking my children’s play area and my kitchen window. Maybe we’ll welcome him with a homemade blueberry pie tomorrow so he’ll know how friendly Alaskans are.

We found out the good news today. Upon my family’s return this morning from endorsement rallies and speeches in the Lower 48 states, I finally got the chance to tackle my garden and lawn this evening! So, putting on the shorts and tank top to catch that too-brief northern summer sun and placing a giddy Trig in his toddler backpack for a lawn-mowing adventure, I looked up in surprise to see a “new neighbor” overlooking my property just a stone’s throw away. Needless to say, our outdoor adventure ended quickly after Todd went to introduce himself to the stranger who was peering in...

Joe announced to Todd that he’s moved in right next door to us. He’s rented the place for the next five months or so. He moved up all the way from Massachusetts to live right next to us – while he writes a book about me. Knowing of his many other scathing pieces of “journalism” (including the bizarre anti-Palin administration oil development pieces that resulted in my Department of Natural Resources announcing that his work is the most twisted energy-related yellow journalism they’d ever encountered), we’re sure to have a doozey to look forward to with this treasure he’s penning. Wonder what kind of material he’ll gather while overlooking Piper’s bedroom, my little garden, and the family’s swimming hole?

Welcome, Joe! It’ll be a great summer – come borrow a cup of sugar if ever you need some sweetener. And you know what they say about “fences make for good neighbors”? Well, we’ll get started on that tall fence tomorrow, and I’ll try to keep Trig’s squeals down to a quiet giggle so we don’t disturb your peaceful summer. Enjoy!

- Sarah Palin

Hi, Neighbor! May I Call You “Joe”?
We wonder if Joe will be inviting fellow maggots, the Alaska hate bloggers, over for cookouts? Will Mr. Soros pick up the tab?

- JP

5 comments:

  1. Oh, I'm sure McGinniss will be having Moore, Devon, Griffin and some of the others over as house guests off and on all summer. It's all part of the psychological warfare that the leftist loons are engaging in, but it will fail just like all their other tactics over the last 21 months.

    I doubt if the feminist groups that lobby for tougher anti-stalking laws will utter a peep about this creep. What he's doing is stalking, but the libs will give him a pass, and even applaud what he's doing.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I would like to know the backstory of how/why
    Palin's neighbor rented this house to him. And
    if the owner is friendly with the Palin family why did they not discuss this with them ahead of time? That would have been the appropriate thing to do as they surely know the media's
    obsession with the Palin's every move.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Well let’s be fair to both sides. We all know where Sarah resides. Now let’s look at where Joe calls home. 7 Pine Tree Circle, Amherst MA, 01002. (413) 230-3064. And seeing how we all know who lives with Sarah, I feel in order to be fair, I should mention that Joe lives with Nancy Doherty. Now if this post is creepy to you lefties, imaging how creepy a stalker like Joe is to Sarah. He moved all that way from Massachusetts to SPY on Sarah. Joe bid over $60,000 on an E-bay auction to dine with Sarah. He obviously dislikes her a lot, read here: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-29/palins-bus-hoax/

    Joe if I were you, I would back off on the creepiness!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Why are images from "The 'burbs" replaying in my mind?

    - JP

    ReplyDelete
  5. Well, I hope Sarah and Todd - in addition to building the fence - put in place a number of security cameras on their property to record any trespasses on their property. If he does trespasss they will have video tape evidence in order to go to court to get a restraining order against him.

    ReplyDelete