Thursday Morning Sarahcuda Bites for April 15, 2010

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Dems' Dumpster Diving Docs Disputed: As we reported last night, the claim by two CSUS students that they found pages from Sarah Palin's contract in a campus dumpster have been disputed by the university's president. Hamid Shirvani says the paperwork was not part of Sarah Palin's speaking contract, but an unsigned copy of an earlier version of the agreement:

"Somebody took pages four to nine of an earlier contract, unsigned, that the vice president for advancement threw in her recycling trash bin," Shirvani said as he spoke on the matter for the first time. "This is not the contract. There's no price on it."

Tuesday, several students opposed to Gov. Palin's June 25 speaking engagement at the school appeared at a news conference with State Senator Leland Yee, a Democrat from San Francisco, and a pile of documents, including bank stubs, financial spreadsheets and five pages of what Yee and the students claimed was part of the Palin contract.

Looks to us like another loaded cigar has made some Democrat heads explode. Wyle E. Coyote goes off the cliff again...

Not a Kernell of Truth: The son of a Democrat state Rep. in Tennessee will finally go to trial next week for wire fraud and intentionally accessing Sarah Palin’s e-mail account back in 2008. Gov. Palin will travel to Knoxville to testify for the prosecution. Reports from AP here and Knoxville's WATE here.

What side of the cable are you on? An interesting study of the demographics and political orientation of those who watch cable television finds that viewers of the History Channel, Discovery and TLC are very right-leaning:

Discover magazine's Razib Khan concludes, "It makes more sense now that TLC has Sarah Palin’s new show if they knew their viewer demographics well."

Moonbats Mahr, Matthews Make More Mindless MSNBC Misogynistic Madness: NewsBuster Geoffrey Dickens notes just how low a couple of pieces of human filth can sink in front of televisions cameras. Disgusting.

Palinmania, eh? Sarah Palin's next event is a fundraiser tonight in Hamilton Ontario:

It will benefit the Charity of Hope, an organization that helps children.

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About 9-hundred people are expected to attend tonight's 200-dollar a plate dinner.

The governor has donated some memorabilia to be auctioned off at the event for the children's charity.

Flight of the Imagination: There's quite a media buzz (like flies) over what Gov. Palin said when asked in Boston about teaming up with Mitt Romney for a 2012 White House run. She replied in a manner that was consistent with Reagan's 11th Commandment. People shouldn't try to make too much out of it. As Ed Morrissey commented, "Something tells me Sarah was having some fun with reporters..."

- JP

Quote of the Day (January 12, 2010)

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Moonbattery:

"Expect to see a spike in new Prozac perscriptions among the socialist elitist left. The pharmaceutical industry never had such a friend as they have in Sarah Palin and FNC... She's a viewer magnet who the Loony Left hates and fears so much that they can't stop talking about her."

- JP

Quote of the Day (December 15, 2009)

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Moonbattery:

"Something to ponder: Why was it outrageous slander for Sarah Palin to refer to the Health Care Commissions that would decide who would be eligible for what treatments as 'Death Panels', but perfectly okay for the Progressive Left to claim that Joe Lieberman wants to 'cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people in order to settle an old electoral score'? Ponder that..."

- JP

Moonbat Obsessions

Charles Johnson, of LGF infamy, is moonbat-manure insane. He is as obsessed with Stacy McCain as Andrew Sullivan is with Trig Palin, which leads us to wonder if CJ gets his dope from the same dealer where Sully scores his stash. Must be some wicked weed, that -- the stuff from which psychotic reactions arise:

"Hypomania, with persecutory delusions, auditory hallucinations, withdrawal, and thought disorder, was observed in four Jamaican subjects who had increased their use of marijuana."

Persecutory delusions might make a blogger come to think other bloggers are out to "get" him, and cause him to banish them forever from his site.

Thought disorder might lead one to believe that Sarah Palin's book was ghostwritten, yet recoil in anger at the mere suggestion that Bill Ayers could have penned a Barack Obama memoir.

Auditory hallucinations would be the voices in CJ's head which seem to have persuaded him that the same conservatives who admire Justice Clarence Thomas, Professor Thomas Sowell and former Congressman J.C. Watts are somehow racists. 

Hey, don't snicker. Those same voices convinced Sully, a devout homosexualist, to become an armchair gynecologist. Now that's power! To be a paranoid moonbat conspiracy theorist, you don' need no steenking evidence, mon. All you need to do, dude, is hit some thermonuclear reefer, let your mind float and listen to the voices. The voices will explain everything. The voices will tell you what to do. The voices... The voices... The voices...

- JP