The Sarah Palin Show?

"Leftists are never more unattractive than when they are excoriating the Palins"
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With the news that Glenn Beck will leave his afternoon Fox News hour for new ventures, Megan Fox at NewsReal Blog opines that Roger Ailes should fill Beck's slot with a replacement who, like Beck, "makes the Left put their full-blown moonbattery on display." Among the 10 potential candidates to take over the 5 PM slot on Fox News she suggests is Gov. Palin:

Leftists suffer from a derangement syndrome even more acute than the one attached to George Bush when they talk about, read about, write about or even think about Sarah Palin. The second she appears in public, they are programmed like Terminators to lock on and destroy by any means necessary. Nothing is off limits, not even her physically disabled toddler. It’s sad, but it’s a great opportunity to expose the mentally unstable Left to regular folks. They are never more unattractive than when they are excoriating the Palins.

A show hosted by Palin would offer ample opportunities to tweak the Left. After the news or issues of the day, Palin could feature the “Caribou Barbie Corner” where she could demonstrate how to field-dress a moose or how to butcher a caribou and offer helpful freezing tips. That could segue into a cooking segment where a guest could help her prepare the day’s kill. Todd can get in on the action too in “Todd Time” where he can offer stay-at-home-dads advice and guidance as well as snow machine racing footage. This would drive the Left insane.

The best part would be watching the anti-woman feminists come out of the woodwork to try to strip her of her “womanhood,” further demonstrating the faux feminist agenda has nothing whatsoever to do with women, but with the cause of the Left alone.

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Did I mention the Facebook group entitled “Sarah Palin Must Die?” It has since been removed, but it had over 1,000 members. She is definitely the right person to make the Left jump right off that cliff of civility.

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While the prospect of Sarahcuda making the moonbats bark every weekday afternoon with her own TV program is indeed tantalizing, Palin supporters are hoping that the 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate has other plans and higher ambitions.

Some of the other candidates Megan Fox mentions are Tammy Bruce, Rush Limbaugh and Mark Steyn, among others -- all of whom have been successful in radio -- but we're not sure that success would carry over to television. Rush, for one, tried it years ago, and found that radio was much better tailored to his style. We like Megan Fox's #6 pick, Andrew Breitbart:

Andrew Breitbart is some kind of mad genius who has taken the Internet by storm with Big Journalism, Big Hollywood, Big Peace, and Big Government. “Big TV” is the next logical step.

Breitbart's effect on "progressives" is to drive them into fits of rage almost as intense and insane as the seizures into which our Sarah sends them. "Big TV" would be must-see TV for red-blooded conservatives.

- JP

Megan Fox: Frisky-Fems Finally Find Single Mother They Hate

It's Bristol Palin, of course
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As the buzz spread across entertainment websites that Bristol Palin has a new boyfriend, the harpies of hate at The Frisky demonstrated once again that that are more about leftism than empowering women by denigrating the 20 year old. At NewsReal Blog, Megan Fox comments:

I could probably explain to The Frisky editorial staff why they’re all single. It might have to do with the fact that they write articles for the entire world (and dating pool) detailing how they are alcoholic tramps who secretly wish they could be call girls. I say that with love and the best intentions to help them in their sad plight of singledom... Clearly, no one is ponying up a ring and a date for Frisky-fems. Bristol Palin has nothing to do with it. But the level of envy is palpable over at The Frisky.

Strangely enough, Bristol Palin may be the only single mother leftist feminists can’t stand. Up until now we’ve been made to believe it’s the most advanced, liberating experience on the planet akin to putting a man on the moon. Single motherhood is a political platform for the Left. But Bristol doesn’t get protection from faux-feminists because she is speaking out against one of their sacred beliefs.

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It’s as if Bristol’s ambition to help teens choose abstinence (the only 100% proven way to avoid pregnancies and STDs) is the worst and most unattractive choice they’ve ever seen. No man (in their sphere) would ever be attracted to such a clean-thinking woman. And horror of horrors, she has an adorable toddler. Babies are icky.

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Babies require maturity, sacrifice and love, none of which the faux-feminists understand or practice. Their existence is about one thing. Them. Bristol, on the other hand, lives for someone else. She has a son. And she has thrown herself into raising him as best she can with an absent and horrid father who seeks to ruin her at every opportunity by slander, libel and downright malice.

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Contrary to The Frisky-fems, I don’t find it odd that Bristol has a boyfriend. I’m sure there are many men across this country who would love the chance to get to know her better. She’s beautiful, responsible, self-sufficient and a decent human being... Maybe the metrosexuals on speed-dial at The Frisky are scared of Sarah Palin, but the men I know would count it as a bonus that their future kick-a__ mother-in-law might actually take them hunting..."

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- JP

Megan Fox: Top 10 Reasons to Hate Sarah Palin

At David Horowitz's NewsReal Blog, Megan Fox details the top ten reasons that leftists hate Sarah Palin:

When Sarah Palin first stepped onto the national stage (in the hottest red high heels anyone ever saw) this country was changed forever. It will be remembered in history as the moment conservative women stepped onto the grid in a meaningful way. In the same instant, the Left froze in terror and a seething hatred began to build until it could no longer be contained and was unleashed in the most brutal assault on a woman in politics this nation has ever seen. The most vile and disgusting remarks were made about her family, her baby’s paternity, her marriage and her motherhood. Late night comics made rape jokes about her minor daughter and degraded her by calling her a “stewardess” and “sexy secretary.”

Leftist website the Daily Kos started the rumors about Trig not being Sarah’s child, but if you look for the story today you will find this message on the Kos, “I’m sorry, I can’t seem to find that story.” Typical. It went down the memory hole. But here’s one that didn’t go down the memory hole thanks to screen grabs and smart bloggers: Alan Colmes, creepy Ichabod Crane look-a-like, had the audacity to suggest Palin didn’t seek proper pre-natal care during her pregnancy. This is rich coming from a guy for whom “pre-natal care” includes visits to Planned Parenthood butchers. Colmes tried to delete the story when he realized what a jerk he was for posting it. That’s what leftists call “courage.”

MSNBC used faked, highly sexualized photos of Sarah in a news broadcast which they later had to grovel over. But it didn’t stop them from flippantly arguing they were just having some “fun.” I’m curious as to what Newsweek‘s excuse was for allowing a Sarah Palin doll dressed up in a sexy school-girl outfit, shirt unbuttoned to show off a red bra to be featured in one of their stories about Palin. The hatred was (and still is) palpable. But why? The following are the top ten reasons leftist moonbats hate Sarah Palin...

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Whatever the reasons, it’s a certainty that no other woman has ever been hated as much as Sarah Palin in modern history. Her remarkable ability to rise above it and even laugh at it is a lesson we could all use and more than enough proof to me that she has what it takes to stare down opposition and any challenge you can throw at her. I’ve always been a fan, but the more I get to know her, the more certain I am that Sarah is the next best thing since Ronald Reagan. Her uncanny ability to make leftists writhe with anger and hatred (and dare I say fear) warms my insides. I could definitely stand to see her do that to them for eight years from the inside of the White House. Here’s to hoping the Oval Office gets a new rug soon (a bear rug.)

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- JP