Jesse Griffin aka Sigmund Freud is Doing Some Kwazy Analyzing

Words of advice for Jesse Griffin. Stick to your schtick in your headline.

Example: The Immoral Minority.. Don't give out moral advice or take the moral high ground when you label yourself immoral.

Also leave the analyzing of behavioral problems to the blogs that can analyze the Kwazy stuff.

Like when Geoffrey Dunn had Cognitive Interruptus

And he had a Temper Tantrum

And one of the best analysis (Sigmund Freud would be proud) on Dunn: Geoffrey Plays Bristol's Daddy

The Rorschach test produced an interesting comment:

Calypso Dreams said...
"I don't know what type of crystal meth you're on, but this has got to be the biggest distortion of anything I've ever written in my life. But let me just make two points and then you can go oil up your shotgun: 1) In the Fox interview with Bristol, the Governor comes in and AGREES with her daughter about abstinence. There's your 'Mommy Dearest' moment.I don't make this stuff up. 2) I just saw the Ann Coulter interview where she says that Bristol should put her child 'UP FOR ADOPTION.' Where's the Governor's response to THAT? Where's your response to THAT? Dude, the silence is deafening. I have three beautiful children so I certainly don't need anymore. Stay on the road with that new truck of yours. I don't think you can handle the off-the-road terrain."

And (third and last and) Jesse Griffin aka Sigmund Freud points to Geoffrey pointing to Palin's obsession of Obama?

Is there a psychiatrist in this asylum? Calling Dr. Google....

It seems Dr. Google has come up with a diagnoses of Geoffrey Dunn projecting his own traits onto Sarah Palin.

Moreover, from his Mommy Dearest moment, Dunn had this to say:

I've written more than two dozen pieces on Palin since she was picked to ride shotgun with John McCain.

pro·jec·tion
Pronunciation: \prə-ˈjek-shən\
Function: noun

a. Psychology - the tendency to ascribe to another person feelings, thoughts, or attitudes present in oneself, or to regard external reality as embodying such feelings, thoughts, etc., in some way.

b. Psychoanalysis - such an ascription relieving the ego of a sense of guilt or other intolerable feeling.

It seems according to the Huffington Post's standard on obsessive behavior, Dunn has gone from overly obsessive to being madly in love with Sarah Palin.

- Tom

Note to General Shannyn Moore et al: It's Hard for Palin to Write a Book When She is Having a Nervous Breakdown

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Just in case you haven't heard, Sarah Palin is writing a book.

Contrary to what the left nut roots want to throw out there via innuendo and rumor via the Star/Globe/Shannyn Moore network.

Me thinks a nice place along the East Coast near ghost writers is the proper location.

Mrs. Devon, keep playing the mooosey pictures of Who's Bob Poe over and over again, they make nice pictures for campaign literature for a 2010 governor candidate.

How about a nice Howard Dean scream?



A picture of Shannyn Moore:



Caption this: Shannyn Moore's look when she finds out that her saving Private Griffin moment comes back to haunt (CAN YOU SAY BIRTHERS X 2) their group during the 2010 governor's race in Alaska.

Shannyn, target aquired, bombs away... Direct hit...

As they say, politics is local...

- Tom

Paging Hollis French and Bob Poe: Your Entourage has Concerns About Palin's Nervous Breakdown

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As you all know, Jesse Griffin, outed the Palins on their never-ending non-divorce.

Now he has another scoop, Palin is having a nervous breakdown.

If having a nervous breakdown is writing compelling arguments (with footnotes) on Facebook and knocking down Obamacare like she did, where can I get one of those nervous breakdowns?

That sneaky source continues to send out compelling evidence that is continually picked up by the nut roots on the left.

How do I know? Here's Jesse....

"Usually I am not a fan of the celebrity gossip either, but in Palin's case I feel it is important to keep tabs on what is happening because she still has the ability to energize a very nutty wing of the conservative party."

"And by the way they are the target audience for these tabloids. (I mean look, it outs Oprah as a lesbian and talks about NASCAR. How is that not Sarah Palin's demographic?)"

Does this guy ever stop and think about what he says? It's evident who the Globe targets. Jesse tells us (as Editors at 'The Globe' call out "direct hit").

I think Jesse has his signals crossed up when you consider his followers can read 'The Globe' and like it...

Anonymous said...

She finally made it into a periodical that she can read.

I do like the Globe better than that FaceBook vomit.
7:37 P.M.

All I have to say is this will make great campaign material for French and Who's Bob Poe?

- Tom

KC Star Caught Pushing Griffin's "Splitsville" Whopper

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McClatchy Watch catches The Kansas City Star promoting Jesse Griffin's discredited Big Lies:

"Reporter Lisa Gutierrez, who authored this piece, writes for 'Star Gazing' which is some kind of celebrity gossip section in the Star. But Gutierrez is a journalist (award-winning?!) and has a professional obligation to not to print smears like this."

This wouldn't be the first time that a McClatchy newspaper helped to elevate a made-up smear of Sarah Palin from the nutroots left to the msm:

ADN editor Pat Dougherty published an email exchange between him and the governor on his blog after the "There you go again" release was issued. In the exchange, he explains “I finally decided, after watching this go on unabated for months, to let a reporter try to do a story about the ‘conspiracy theory that would not die’ and, possibly, report the facts of Trig's birth once and for all.” Dougherty calls the rumor "nutty nonsense," and says that he wanted his reporter, Lisa Demer, to "report the facts of Trig's birth thoroughly enough to kill the nonsense once and for all."

"That’s a disingenuous response," Palin tells the Press. "I've said from day one, no, you guys are off-base in chasing this lie. Of course Trig's my son. My doctor's said the same thing. My medical summary that was released was the same information. We stated the truth, and Pat knows that."

McClatchy newspapers smell of stink even before the fish are wrapped.

- JP

The Two Griffins: Has Levi Johnston Become the Left's Play Toy?

I have to ask, where is Levi's mother and father in all of this?

The kid is out there being pimped around by the likes of Step mom (I could add a few words with a vulgar acronym but I won't) wannabe Kathy Griffin and the swashbuckling Peter Pan wannabe Jesse Griffin.

Look into his eyes. You can see the same plaintive look that one sees in the eyes of an arctic fox caught in a snare.

Sadly the only way that Levi can hope to escape is to gnaw his own arm off.

I still believe that Levi should stop all of this Hollywood nonsense and just sit down to write his book. I mean what is he waiting for?

Ahh the good ole days when Levi was still part of the Palin clan and he was getting hit by cheap shots from the left.



But now, the idiots on the left have invited Levi into their playground and they are showing off Levi or using him to prove that their source on the D-I-V-O-R-C-E was a source, when in fact there wasn't.

As for Jesse Griffin, he will just have to wait until Levi is done with his co- starring role with Kathy Griffin, in the faux production of Harold and Maude.

It is evident, Levi has a lot to learn about being used. But hey if the money is good, what the hell...

Now what did the left say about Levi and a television show?

- Tom

Jesse Griffin is a Quitter

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Jesse Griffin is a quitter...

...and a hypocrite.

- JP

Exclusive! Jesse and School District are Splitsville!

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Earlier this week one of our best sources claimed to have explosive new information for us.

It took all week for us to finally get together, but last night we finally sat down for an amazing conversation. And what we heard made our jaws drop.

According to our source his employer is finished with Jesse and has decided to end their relationship.

He is asking for $10, $20 and $50 contributions to his tip jar (I wonder whose donations paid for that?), and may be considering moving himself and the boy as far away from Alaska as he can get.

Do you remember all of that talk about Palin's lawyer presenting Jesse with papers in front of a classroom of supposedly traumatized children? Well it turns out that lie now sleeps with the fishes. Apparently in a fit of hubris Jesse let his readers believe that he was still teaching until finally admitting today that he's no longer employed by the school district. One of our sources says the school district stripped the employee ID from his wallet and tossed it into a lake. (No we did not think to ask WHICH lake so we cannot confirm if it is Lake Lucille, on which Sarah Palin's house is located and where our source says Andree McLeod has been seen stalking her), or some other lake. We apologize for not getting clarification, but we were a little drunk last night and so was our source.

So it appears that the reason Jesse has been so quiet about the state of his employment, and has given his replying fingers more rest, is NOT because of any master plan, or carefully orchestrated new direction, but simply the result of the emotional stress that results from having the tables turned on him.

We would assume that this stress is also the reason that Jesse has suffered such a dramatic drop in income and would also explain the bulk loss that the guys down at the gym were overheard talking about by one of our other sources.

Okay so that is the biggest news that we have uncovered this week. But that is not all.

We also learned that there were some blog posts back in December of 2006, years before the Obama team officially tapped the hate bloggers, where Jesse Griffin posted three times about teachers having sex with school kids. This news will be hitting the local papers in A-town next week. Stay tuned.

And while we're on the topic of kids we will also let you know that he did a very interesting 2006 post in which he linked to a website advertising "The ultimate sex underwear" with a hyperlink which reads "I think it's clear that I need one of these for Christmas." The body of that post reads, "My boys deserve only the best." We did not get too many of the juicy details, because it was already waaay TMI, even for Jeanne Devon, we are told.

Oh and that rumor about Celtic Diva being pregnant? She is not. Nor is Jesse the father. But our source said that CD "had a cat" so where did it come from? As of today, as of this minute, and after over a month of searching we cannot tell you. We simply do not know for certain. We do know however where he did not come from. He did not issue forth from Celtic Diva. He may have been conceived inside her house (The jury is still out on that one), but he was not conceived in her uterus. On that one fact we have absolutely no doubt. Perhaps it was Mudflatulence's cat. We're not sure.

But the rumor of Jesse shopping around for a new gig IS true. And according to our source NO prospective employer wants to touch him with a ten-foot pole, so to speak. We still cannot imagine Jesse Griffin sitting down for a job interview without the interviewer's head exploding but apparently there are HR executives who have not heard about his "secret" life.

Now our final bit of information is about Dennis Zaki.

As some of you may know Dennis' status with CNN was moved from "freelancer" to "Dennis who?" August 19. The reason for this is that until just now he hadn't shot the last remaining toe off of his feet.

Now nothing written above should be considered a rumor. Our sources are very good and we trust that the information is accurate and will be confirmed by other news sources in the weeks to come.

As for the baby goat story we DID hear some new information about that last night as well. However what we learned has still not been confirmed by an eyewitness so we do not feel comfortable putting it out on the internet. But our sources are still working on it, and the information is becoming more accessible. Oh, wait. That was supposed to read "babygate" not "baby goat" - just kidding, ha ha.

As before remember that comments which contain guesses as to the identity of our sources, or which contain any talk of incest, rape, homosexuality, bestiality, cannibalism, peak oil, man-made global warmingl or abduction by space aliens will be rejected. Beyond that we encourage you talk about this new information and make fun of it what you will.

h/t: wisetrog

Disclaimer: Okay, so it's not an exclusive. This entire post is just satire. It was all just made up. Of course, so was Gryphen's entire "Splitsville" hoax. The difference is that we admit that our story is fiction. Gryphen insists that his is not. But if you accept him at his word, which is what you have to do since he doesn't even offer a shred of edidence to support his smears, then you're more gullible than his commenters are.

Seriously, We just had some fun in the creepy playground that is The Gryph's own words. The guys who have been doing the real work on this story have the latest here and here.

Update: Clifton B has an excellent exit question:

"How is it that just two bloggers who are not even in Alaska right now can get the goods on Griffin, yet when the entire national media descended on Alaska last year, all they came away with were the lies the Alaskan bloggers told them?"

- JP

Phylth: More troubling revelations about Gryphen

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Warning: The language used at some of the locations redirected to by the links in this post is not family-friendly. It is, in fact, Phylthy. Both reader and parental discretion is advised.

Blogger Dan Riehl has uncovered even more troubling details in the strange story of kindergarten teacher and hate blogger Jesse Griffin, aka Gryphen. It turns out that some of his sexually explicit rantings on the web were easily accessible by young people through Gryphen's MySpace page. Though the language and the "alternative" adult situations in Griffin's comments will be revolting to some, concerned parents need to know what some who teach in the classroom are promoting on the internet. When they are using the computer, where do the hyperlinks your kids are clicking on lead to? You need to know.

Gryphen was evidently serious when he named his blog "Immoral Minority." And we were not joking when we said that we wouldn't want our children in the same classroom with this piece of Phylth.

Update: RS McCain's companion post is here. These guys have done some some outstanding work on this story.

- JP